Hilariously Alternative Food Blog Names

Here are some of the more hilarious, offensive, possibly racist and generally too IN YOUR FACE titles that were ultimately rejected for this super awesome blog with which I may or may not keep up.

Stomach Fodder
When They Ate Horseflesh
Mealy Potatoes
Methless Kitchen
Cooking for CareFags
Out of the Frying Pan
Until Soylent Green
Edible Complex
Ration Passion
What Would Jesus Eat
Folsom County Last Meal Requests
Eat Me Drink Me
Bourgie Banquet
Favorite Dishes of The Fuhrer Adolf Hitler
Ovens Are Not Murder Machines
Celebrity Last Meals
Good Rhymes with Food
Monetized Hipster Homestyle
Porno for Porcines
Tear Down the Food Pyramid
Don't Compost Cat Shit
The Black Martha Stewart
Emotional Eatery
End Suburban Hunger
Recipe Schmessipe
Oedipal Edibles
Meanwhile, People Starve
Fucking This Custard
Eat or Die Tryin'
Urban Oven
The Ort Cloud
Squabbling Over Crumbs
Food Related Platitudes
China Beach Was the Best Show
The Art of Comfort Eating
Eat, Love, Gay
Deconstructing Comestibles
Before It Was Poop, It Was...
White Guilt Cook Book
Needlessly Bisexual Food Critic